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Barack Obama, David Cameron, Nicolas Sarkozy: is it possible for a leader of a country to be bald?
Bald Guy, London
Well, if you run, Bald Guy, and it sounds like you are considering such a move, you shall definitely be getting my vote. I salute you, sir, for your succinct manner of expression! Such brevity suggests either a man who knows how to get to the point or one who has been spending a lot of time on Twitter. Being a glass half-full kinda lady, I shall think that it is the former.
But the world is a crueller, shallower place than you and I deserve and so I'm afraid the answer is no, it is not. Politics may be, as the cliche has it, showbusiness for ugly people, but it is not showbusiness for bald people. I have no idea what that would be – maybe radio? Maybe the night-time slot. On Sundays.
Because, as you doubtless know, my follicly-challenged correspondent, forget about race and gender: baldness is the real victim of prejudice today, the last taboo, if you will. And now that politics is such a televisual event, I'm afraid baldies have no chance – something Silvio Berlusconi knows, he of the possible hair transplant and of the definite combover. The man might be rich enough to buy the country, but even he knew there is not enough money in the world to buy off the baldism of the people.
This is, clearly, a tragic and most unfair state of affairs. On the plus side, I have never understood why anyone would want to go into politics anyway so perhaps this prejudice is a blessing in disguise. Or maybe – just thinking out of the box here – perhaps it's not that politics discriminates against baldies, but that baldies are too smart to throw their (scalp protecting) hats into the ring in the first place. Because baldies are very smart, you know. It's all that brain power that makes their hair fall out in the first place. Fact.
With summer – and, with it, open-toed shoes – upon us, what's the current thinking on nail varnish? Is having the same on your fingernails and toenails a bit like double denim, or does it make you look "put together", whatever that means?
Sarah
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