9:59pm: If you've tuned in for The Good Wife you're out of luck, tonight is all about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, aka the one hour per year CBS lets it all hang out!

10:00pm: Just to set the groundrules here, in no way was the above statement a double entendre. I was merely pointing out that CBS is generally the network of Andy Rooney and various CSI shows. So this is a different "look" for them. That's all I'm saying here.

10:01pm: Is this truly the biggest fashion event on Earth? What about fashion week? Or the Project Runway finale? Or really anything to do with Tyra, and TyraMail?

10:01pm: Victoria's Secret searched America, burning through 10,000 of our precious women, all in an effort to find just
one.
more.
angel

I know what you're thinking out there. Is that even a big enough sampling to find an angel? Couldn't they line up a million or so girls, just to find the one special lady that can wear giant wings and heels while being serenaded by Fergie? It's a fair point. But we've got to assume these VS folks know what they're doing. We got to put our trust, ney our faith that 10,000 girls was enough to add one more precious angel to our dwindling angel stockpile. Godspeed, Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, Godspeed.

10:02pm: Ten gals went to "Angel Boot Camp" which is just like regular boot camp, only with a ton more Lycra.

10:02pm: I have a feeling we're to be tortured by the Black Eyed Peas tonight. Luckily for y'all I'm very 3008.

10:03pm: Putting Fergie next to an Angel seems unfair. I'll leave it at that.
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